Monday, September 8, 2008

Sarah Palin Facts

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1) When Chris Matthews hears Obama speak, he feels a tingle going up his leg. When Chris Matthews hears Sarah Palin speak, he feels a tinkle going down his leg.

2) That man on MSNBC is not the real Keith Olbermann. The real Keith Olbermann shriveled up and died the moment Sarah Palin came into being.

3) Father, Son, Holy Spirit, and Sarah Palin.

4) The Catholic Church was right. The earth is the center of the universe. But only because Sarah Palin is on it.

5) Joan of Arc, Mary Queen of Scots, and Mother Teresa are fictional characters based on Sarah Palin.

6) Princess Leia and Sarah Palin are one and the same.

7) Calling Sarah Palin a "hockey mom" is putting it lightly. She invented hockey.

8) The caribou in Alaska are voting for McCain-Palin. Their lives depend on her being out of Alaska.

9) Chuck Norris is afraid of Sarah Palin.

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